Thursday, February 28, 2008

off with their heads....

Mojito lost his marbles today. What a sad, sad day. The poor pup is being dragged down by a clear cone collar around his neck and quite honestly, it just might be one of the saddest things I've ever seen. If I knew where I put my camera, I'd show you!!

I just finished watching American Idol. Um, okay, of the girls, I like Brooke (earthy, blond, innocent) and Carly (Irish, tattooed), oh and I also like the other blond girl who sold her horse, can't remember her name, though. The other girls, ugh. I'm so sick of the constant "licks" and Mariah and Whitney-esque movements with their voices. If you can't sing a single note straight - you can't sing. Just an opinion. But I really think the boys are SO much better this year. That little David kid melts my heart every time he opens his mouth! This is the first year I've been able to watch all of the episodes - thank GOD for I'm really looking forward to it.

Oh, so back to kids were so excited when he came home this afternoon and unfortunately, we did not do a good job as parents in warning or explaining the procedure that poor pup had just undergone, but that they needed to be gentle and not to get him excited, jumping and running, etc. So as I'm cooking dinner, Little Prince begins the questions:
LP: why did mee hee toe go to the doctow today?
HC: He had to have surgery
LP: Huh?
HC: They had to cut off his balls
ME: ***clanging and sputtering out of the kitchen with evil eye***
LP: Huh?
HC: You know that sac under your wee wee?
LP: yeah
HC: They cut that off so that he doesn't get a girl pregnant
ME: ***again, evil eye out of the kitchen***
LP: huh?

THEN, like a light bulb went off in his head, the hubcaps decides that's not the appropriate line of conversation! (UH, DUH!) And explains it in a much more scientific and general way.

About an hour later, Princess K starts asking ME if the doctor cut off Mee Hee Toes wee wee....and, was I sure? And "did he go to the hofpital? Yes, that's how she says it. Pretty darn cute, if you ask me.

I can only imagine what the conversations at school will be like for Little Prince tomorrow. Apparently, when you go to the doctor, your wee wee is going to get cut off....however, that's might be better than my friend...and you know who you are...whose husband told their son he was going to tie it in a knot if he didn't start shooting straight in the be the judge.


Keri said...

wow... that's straightforward eh?? too funny what hubbies come up with.
Hope Mojito is doing well... wish a lot more men went through that surgery...

Amy said...

Oh he did NOT! I'm spluttering on your behalf! Yeah, the conversations at school will be mindboggling.

~**Dawn**~ said...

Thoughts on Idol:

1. Last week I thought the boys were great (mostly) and the girls were awful. This week it flip-flopped.

2. I want to carry David Archuleta around in my pocket. He is so adorable.

(don't read the rest until you know who is off the show)
3. I really like Brooke too. And Carly. Kristy Lee Cook is the girl with the horse. I like her ok too. And I like Ramiele. I can't believe they kept Scary Nurse Chick over Alexandrea though! And I felt really bad for Alaina. She is so young. But I was proud of her for singing her exit performance. I am not a Kady Milloy fan either.

4. I was happy they voted off Jason Yeager. His voice was like nails on a blackboard to me. I think Robbie was better than Luke but the cocky attitude with Simon sealed Robbie's fate. I would keep them both if we could get rid of Danny Norriega though. I am a big fan of the three Davids and Michael Johns.

Cecily R said...

Oh the things they say!!

Smitty76 said...

"Tie it in a knot"?? OMG that poor child. HA HA!
Hope little Mojito feels better soon! (I hate watching them with those cones's sad!)